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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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