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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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