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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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