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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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