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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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