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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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