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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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