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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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