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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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