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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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