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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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