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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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