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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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