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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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