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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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