Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.