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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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