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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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