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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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