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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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