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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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