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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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