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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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