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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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