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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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