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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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