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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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