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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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