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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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