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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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