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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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