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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Greta
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Widget
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻
a lynx 😺
a crocodile 🐊
a rhinoceros 🦏
a hippo 🦛
a hyena 🐺
a cow 🐮
a lion 🦁
an ostrich 🐦
a pufferfish 🐡
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