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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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