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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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