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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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