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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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