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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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