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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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