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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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