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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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