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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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