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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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