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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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