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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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