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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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