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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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