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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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