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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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