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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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