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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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