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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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