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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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