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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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