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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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